Adopt-her: Become an Adopter to get access to all of Piper's exclusive content! Welcome to the Will It Fit the M-ass-terful show! Where Piper tries on the mystery pants that you send her from; your local CrossFit gym! And then you tell her if it's a fit? How about a Mama joke to share with a friend: Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.